New Math
So, I received a Spanish languange campaign flyer in the mail today from the Santa Ana (CA) Unified School District encouraging me to vote "sí en la Proposición G." Let us, for a moment, overlook the fact that I do not habla Español. I do, however, habla basic math. Heck, I even passed college calculus (albeit on my sixth attempt). So you can imagine my surprise when I saw the following image on the flyer:
Notice something strange? Here, let me zoom in for you.
From what I can gather, Proposición G proposes to repeal the Pythagorean theorem in Santa Ana.
Heck, how could anyone oppose that?