Weighted Companion Cube - 2008
After carefully considering the positions of McCain, Clinton, and Obama, I am prepared to endorse a candidate for President of the United States: the weighted companion cube.
The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you. The weighted companion cube cannot speak. In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice.
Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.
Ther other day we drove right by the Enrichment Center in Decatur.
They didn't have a single crumb of cake.
Posted by: Rev. Bob | Tuesday, April 01, 2008 at 11:14 AM